The Death Bacteria!
The Death Bacteria! Scientists baffled for many decades about a bacteria found on human corpses today announced they had made some major breakthroughs in understanding the bacteria. The results they say are startling. In their announcement they posted the following findings:
- The bacteria is only ever found on human corpses*
- The bacteria is found on all human corpses
- The bacteria is harmless to living humans
- Currently no known substance kills the bacteria
They also announced the bacteria appears to have some unique intelligent behavior. Scientists say the bacteria will start to accumulate on a human body 2 years prior to death. Scientists as of yet can offer no explanation for this intriguing behavior but have indicated they are confident they can manufacture a home use detecting kit for the bacteria. Since its discovery in London slums during the early nineteen century the bacteria is known by the morbid name of The Death Bacteria!
* except during initial incubation.